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Tuesday, September 09, 2014

...but it's day 15 of my new diet and exercise program, and I no longer ever have any sexual dreams or fantasies whatsoever. All synaptic activity previously engaged in such diversions has been diverted to imagining food. MMMmmmm....foooood. Foody food. Eat. Food. (food)
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  • CTICKET
    #GRANDMAFANY, thanks for the tip. I agree, I have decades of bad programming to overcome. I'm working on a major brain program re-write. Last night, I dreamed of troubleshooting a computer printer, instead of smoked baby-back ribs, so I might be having some marginal success.

    Next I'd like to start dreaming of all the fun things I'll be able to do again after I've hit my target fitness levels.
    2440 days ago
  • CHRISTINEBWD
    I don't dream about food... yet! LOL I liked your blog!
    2441 days ago
  • no profile photo CD13961612
    Poor you.... so many cravings.... emoticon
    2441 days ago
  • GRANDMAFRANNY
    O.K. KID. THIS IS THE DEAL !! YOUR BRAIN DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT YOUR NEW DIET. YOU HAVE TO TALK TO IT. SERIOUSLY !! ITS' BEEN PROBABLY SINCE YOUR MIND HAS GOTTEN TO YOUR BODY FUNCTIONS AND ITS' MIXED UP. THAT IS WHY THE DREAMS. "YOU HAVE TO KEEP UP THE PROGRAM THAT YOUR MIND WILL THE emoticon .
    2441 days ago
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