A D A Y O F F
Wednesday, June 04, 2014
SO YOU WANT THE DAY OFF ! ! !!
Let's take a look at what you are asking for.
There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 week per year in which you already have two days off per week, leaving 261 days available for work. Since you spend 16 hours each day away from work, you have used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days available.
You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break that account for 23 days each year, leaving only 68 days available. With a one-half hour lunch period each day, you have used up another 23 days, leaving only 45 days available for work.
We are off for 11 holidays per year, so your available working time is down to 34 days.
We generously give you 15 days vacation and 12 A.T.O. days per year, which leave 7 days available for work.
Last year you had 6 days sick, which leaves only 1 day available for work, and I'll be dam**d if you're going to take that day off ! ! ! ! ! !