Weight Gain!?! Are you frikkin' kidding me!?!
Thursday, May 01, 2014
1000 fitness minutes in March. 2300+ in April, plus I burned more than 25,000 calories working out. Gained 5 pounds.
"Oh don't you worry that's just muscle weight you're gaining," they say. Well forgive my apparently musclebound backside for feeling perplexed.
I feel great. Super, in fact, so there's that - but I had GOALS, man - FRIKKIN GOALS!
I'm gonna go get the greasiest, fattiest effing cheeseburger meal I can find and chow down. I'm still gonna go to the gym later, though, cuz I might be all pouting and eye-rolling but I'm not stupid.