Tuesday, April 29, 2014
> SWISHING! ! !
> A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband's temper.
> The Doctor asks: "What's the problem?
> The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every day my husband seems
> to lose his temper for no reason. It scares me."
> The Doctor says: "I have a cure for that. When it seems that your husband is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow it until he either leaves the room or calms down."
> Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
> The woman says: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband started losing it, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and he calmed right down! How does a glass of water do that?"
> The Doctor says: "The water itself does nothing. It's keeping your mouth shut that does the trick..."