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NEED TO LAUGH...A Lawyer and a Senior citizen

Wednesday, March 20, 2013

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> A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long
> flight. The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could
> get one over on them easily. So, the lawyer asks if the senior would
> like to play a fun game.
> The senior is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely
> declines and tries to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists, saying
> that the game is a lot of fun...."I ask you a question, and if you
> don't know the answer, you pay me only $5.00. Then you ask me one, and
> if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00," he says. This
> catches the senior's attention and, to keep the lawyer quiet, he
> agrees to play the game.
> The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the
> Earth to the Moon?" The senior doesn't say a word, but reaches into
> his pocket, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.
> Now, it's the senior's turn. He asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill
> with three legs, and comes down with four?" The lawyer uses his
> laptop to search all references he can find on the Net. He sends
> E-mails to all the smart friends he knows; all to no avail. After an
> hour of searching, he finally gives up. He wakes the senior and hands
> him $500.00. The senior pockets the $500.00 and goes right back to
> sleep.
> The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the senior
> up and asks, "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes
> down with four?" The senior reaches into his pocket, hands the lawyer
> $5.00, and goes back to sleep.
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