Video Vampire

Good Ev-a-ing. Bwahahaha.
I am the video vampire.
I lurk on the Spark Start Page
And rarely go higher.

Today, I tapped upon the video section
That cute Pilates instructor and I have a connection.
She looks like my niece, tiny and pert
So I worked out beside her. Hey, what can it hurt?

Now I hobble away from the laptop in pain
They say it's the way to secure a true gain.
My days of lurking may be all done.
Participating with Nicole is bound to be fun.

This vampire not only shall suck out information
She will exercise along and form perspiration.
Of course I will continue to lurk and play
The Video Vampire never trully goes away.

Bwahahahahaha