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Wednesday Jokes and My Daily Self-Assessment

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Jokes and My Daily Self-Assessment
Fast break goal
Use a piece of fitness equipment each day : 1x / day –fitness equipment –WII
Drink eight 8-oz cups of water each day –yes I got my water in
Write in a journal 3 times per week yes I write my blog yesterday
Track food- YES
- Motivational quotes of the day

- A goal is not always meant to be reached, it often serves simply as something to aim at.
Bruce Lee
If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them.
Bruce Lee

My Daily Self-Assessment
highlights – track my food and say in range
–Challenges – battle my enemy food potatoes chips and loss,also my nephew and his band is performing at a bar tonight and i have to eat dinner there. no idea what bar food i should eat and no i won;t have time to eat anything before the performing
highlights -Was my cardio day and did well
-did well with motivation
Okay sparkcoach Say you should have exercise workout plan so here mine for next week
My Workout plan
This week, we are going to focus on a different part of the body each day for a all around workout.

One day, focus on stretching exercises such as yoga, one day on upper body, one day on lower body, one day on core, and one day cardio and one day do circuit training.

6 days...6 different types of movement! 7 day my choice

1st day Cardio[ did wii gold gym cardio boxing and did my biggest loser walking dvd with ball so my cardio was done 2nd day CARDIO AND STRENGTH did a walking video with shapely girl and did 15 min of strength while being with mom in the living while she was watching tv. Mom want me with her when in the evening
3RD day CARDIO did coach Nicole cardio workout and did a mile walk and did coach Nicole cardio blast boxing
t4th day STRENGTH use my wii biggest loser to do 16 min of strength training

• Indecision is the key to flexibility.
• There is absolutely NO substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.
• Happiness is merely the remission of pain.
• Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.
• Sometimes too much to drink is not enough.
• The facts, although they may be interesting, are irrelevant.
• The careful application of terror is also a form of communication.
• Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
• Things are more like they are today than they ever were before.
• Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.
• Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.
• Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
• I have seen the truth and it makes no sense
• This is probably as bad as it can get, but don’t count on it.
• If you think that there’s good in everyone, you haven’t met everyone.
• If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
• One seventh of your life is spent on Mondays
• By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
• Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that live is serious.
Returning from her vacation, the young secretary was telling anyone
who would listen about what a fun time she had. She then asked for two
weeks leave in which to get married.

"But you just had two weeks off," said the boss. "Why didn't you get
married then ?"

"What and ruin my vacation ?" she whined.

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  • no profile photo CD557571
    I like your Bruce Lee quotes. Hope you found something to eat tonight, and enjoyed listening to your nephew.
    2774 days ago
    Great workout plan! Best wishes for your dinner choices at the bar tonight, but remember, as a wise woman once said, "indecision is the key to flexibility." emoticon
    2774 days ago
  • no profile photo CD8667808
    Love the Bruce Lee quotes. Have fun at the bar, hope there's something healthy there.
    2774 days ago
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