Putting the scale on notice!
Wednesday, July 04, 2012
I am very disappointed in you. If we are to succeed we have to work as a team. I have been doing my part. My job description is to workout hard, meticulously log my food intake, drink plenty of water and get my beauty sleep. Daily, I am doing what is expected of me. Your resume said that you were not only beautiful but exceptionally accurate in keeping track of my weight, fat % and water%. So far your performance leaves much to be desired. Though you are beautiful, I have found your performance to be highly irregular and therefore inaccurate. From day one I feared that you may have added some "fluff" to your resume to get the job. Right now I feel as though your holding me back and making my effort go unnoticed. I really want to let you go but it has been brought to my attention that possibly I am working you to hard and that you just need a break. So I am going to give you two weeks off and see if you are able to get your computerized head back in the game and your digital eyes back on the prize. Until then I will continue to do my job in hopes that we can save our working relationship. See you in two weeks...