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10 Pregnancy Q&As

Monday, April 02, 2012

Q: - Should I have a baby after 35?
A: - No, 35 children is enough.

Q : - I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: - With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: - What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: - Childbirth.

Q: - My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: - So what's your question?

Q: - My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: - Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q: - When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: - Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q: - Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: - Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.

Q: - Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: - Yes, pregnancy.

Q: - Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: - Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

Q: - Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: - When the kids are in college.

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