Daily inspiration and amusing lines part 8
Monday, March 21, 2011
Daily inspiration and amusing lines
Breathing correctly is the key to better fitness, muscle strength, stamina and athletic endurance.
Dr. Michael Yessis
A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs.
A Hilarious and Funny Story About Joggers
Paula had been driving all night and was still at least six hours away from her destination. It was almost ten o'clock in the morning and she was extremely fatigued. After dozing off and nearly crashing into a telephone pole, she decided to pull into a lay-by and rest. Paula switched off the engine and closed her eyes and drifted off, gratefully, to sleep.
As she did an old man in a bright yellow jogging tracksuit knocked on her window, scaring her half to death. 'Sorry to wake you, ma'am,' he huffed, jogging on the spot, 'But can you tell me what time it is?'
Paula glanced at her watch. '10:00,' she answered through the window.
The old man thanked her, then left.
'Just my luck,' she muttered. 'I'm parked on someone's jogging route.' With a sigh, she settled back into her seat and tried again to fall asleep.
Two male joggers in their thirties knocked on her window. If she hadn't been so dead tired, she may have found them attractive. Now, they were just annoying.
'Hi,' said the first.
'Do you have the time?' his fair-haired friend asked.
Paula let out a big sigh and said, looking at her watch. '10:08.'
'Thanks,' they smiled as they jogged off.
Paula looked down the road and saw more joggers coming her way. Now irritated, she found a pen from the glove box and scrawled: 'I DO NOT KNOW THE TIME' on the back of a magazine. She put the hastily constructed sign in the window and settled back to sleep.
Soon a thin, pale jogger knocked on the window just as she had started dozing off.
Paula pointed at the sign and shouted, 'For goodness sake, can't you read?'
To which he replied, 'Sure I can, ma'am. I just wanted to let you know: It's 10:15.'
Okay cats and ORANGE BUTTERFLY Biggest Loser - Jade - Spring 2011, and the rest of my spark pal have a fun evening and get some rest