Ode to Telemarketers

Don't call me on a Sunday
cuz that's a day of rest,
Don't call me on a Monday
I'm not really at my best,
If you call me on a Tuesday ,
I might tell a tale of woe,
If you call me on a Wednesday,
I'll tell you where to go.
If you call me on a Thursday
I really can not lie,
Thursday is the day to
make telesellers cry.
Don't call me on a Friday
I am never home
And on Saturday I warn you
You'll hear this stupid poem.

By Me!