Why do they call it 'losing' weight???
Thursday, November 05, 2009
I'm not 'losing' it, I'm throwing it as far away as possible in the hopes that I never find it again. I don't want to 'lose' it and find it lurking in my closet one day waiting to creep back on like that winter coat that was too tight this year:(
I want to lock it in a time capsule, dig the deepest hole, spit on it and move to the other side of the country. (side note, what qualifies as the other side of the country if you live in the middle? Just a thought)
So to you banished weight.......I say SUCK IT!