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I HATE YOU EVIL GRANOLA!

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Granola you lure me with your "health conscious" facade.
Why do I fall for it you sneaky calorie hog?

Granola is dangerous. I'm supposed to have a half a cup?
Im weak.
My face should appear in a "wanted for gluttonous granola consumtion" poster in every granola isle in Los Angeles.

I WILL NEVER BUY IT AGAIN - just like I told myself last time I bought it.

Now I will have to run 9 miles tonight. AND I was gonna weigh myself tomarrow too :(
Granola pushers should be arrested like drug pushers.
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  • LAURA1415
    Haha - I loved your post. Yes granola can be evil in a healthy package can't it? I too suffer from the same affliction - a deep love of delicious, crunchy, diet busting granola. Best of luck in your non-granola lifestyle! :)
    4335 days ago
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