I HATE YOU EVIL GRANOLA!
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Granola you lure me with your "health conscious" facade.
Why do I fall for it you sneaky calorie hog?
Granola is dangerous. I'm supposed to have a half a cup?
My face should appear in a "wanted for gluttonous granola consumtion" poster in every granola isle in Los Angeles.
I WILL NEVER BUY IT AGAIN - just like I told myself last time I bought it.
Now I will have to run 9 miles tonight. AND I was gonna weigh myself tomarrow too :(
Granola pushers should be arrested like drug pushers.