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  • v SHARON10002
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    It’s finally here! Happy Friday!
    Here are a few jokes about magicians that should make your frown or your troubles disappear!

    I come from a family of failed magicians. I have two half-sisters.

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    A magician is performing for a crew on a ship, and for each performance he does the ships captain comes with his parrot.
    But his parrot always ruins the trick by saying “ It’s in his sleeve!” Or “it’s In his hat!” One day the magician got fed up with the parrot, and during one of his performances he took out a revolver and shot at the parrot. He missed it and hit a propane tank which blew up the entire ship.
    The only two survivors were the magician and the parrot who were both floating on driftwood.
    The parrot then said “ Alright you got me, where’s the darn ship?!”

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    Advice for single women: You should never marry a magician because every time you need him to do something, he disappears!

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    A lumberjack went in to a magic forest to cut a tree. Upon arrival, he started to swing at the tree, when it shouted, “Wait! I’m a talking tree!"
    The lumberjack grinned as he swung his ax, “And you will dialogue!"

    I hope you have a wonderful weekend!
    12 days ago
  • v SHARON10002
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    emoticon I’m reading an excellent book about where people keep their cutlery; it’s top drawer.

    emoticon I’m reading a book about anti-gravity, and it’s impossible to put down!

    emoticon Bookkeepers cause real problems for a library.

    emoticon I’m reading a book about teleportation. It’s bound to get me somewhere.

    emoticon I’m reading a book about mazes. I got lost in it.

    emoticon It’s Okay to borrow a book from the library now and then, but try not to overdue it.

    I’m not addicted to books, I can quit as soon as I finish this chapter! Happy Friday, and I hope you have a wonderful weekend!
    19 days ago
  • v NANFACEMIRE1
    Thank you for the sparkly goodie for my birthday and sparkversary. I am glad we are spark friends too. Hugs, Nancy
    20 days ago
  • v RUTHIEBEAR
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    Tank you for my birthday goodie and for your friendship! Lots of SP love. Ruthie
    25 days ago
  • v SHARON10002
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    Happy Friday!! It’s the official last weekend of summer, and Fall officially begins on September 23rd in the Northern Hemisphere. Many people believe that Summer is better than autumn, but I think that’s a complete fall-acy. For one thing, the weather and colors in Fall are un-be-leaf-able! You can’t help but enjoy this time of year, and Mother Nature’s last hurrah. It’s autumn-matic! Pumpkin Spice and everything nice is in stores and on the menu everywhere. I must admit, I love Pumpkin Spice a latte, and I eagerly wait for this this time of year to indulge. So what do ya say we “spice” up our Friday, and our weekend, with some Fall puns and jokes that autumn-make you smile? I hope these jokes will leaf you smiling all day long!

    emoticon Can you guess what is my favorite thing to wear in Fall?
    A Har-vest

    emoticon What month does every tree dread?
    Sep-timmmberrr!

    emoticon How should you talk in the library?
    With your in-cider voice.

    emoticon Who helps the little pumpkins cross the street safely to get to school?
    The crossing gourd

    emoticon What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
    Strawberries

    emoticon Why did the apple pie cry?
    Its peelings were hurt.

    Orange you glad that I’m all out of jokes, and it’s time for me to leaf you now?
    Have a fun Friday, and an awesome Fall! emoticon
    26 days ago
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