SHARON10002 for the nice warm, and delicious cuppa hot chocolate, and your note. I really appreciate you dropping by! I hope you are enjoying a positive start to this new month, and week. 51 days ago
It's freeky Friday, and the day before Halloween! Welcome to my Pumpkin Patch. Take a load off and come sit for a spell. I've been busy brewing up these little frog kisses of humor for you. I'll be trying to scare up some good ol' fashioned Halloween fun and giggles for you. Some of these might seem a little batty, but make no bones about it - I'm sure one will scare a good laugh out of you. And now, my little pretties, let the spellbinding undertaking begin . . .
Why do skeletons have such low esteem? They have no body to love.
Why don't mummies take a vacation when Halloween is over? They're afraid they'll unwind.
What's it like to be kissed by a vampire? It's a real pain in the neck!
What streets do ghosts like to haunt best? Dead ends.
What's a ghost's least favorite room in a house? The living room.
What food do witches like to eat at the beach? Sandwiches
How do you make a skeleton laugh? You tickle his funny bone.
Why are ghosts such terrible liars? You can see right through them.
What food do Italians like to eat on Halloween? Fettucini afraid-o.
Knock, knock. . . Who's there? Orange. . . Orange who? Orange you glad these Halloween giggles are finally over?!
Tip of the day: 1. Give out apples for Halloween. 2. Wait for teenagers to T.P. your house. 3. Collect T.P. from trees and shrubs. 4. Now you won't have to buy T.P. for the next 6 months!
I hope you had a howlin' good time, and wish you a very Happy Howl-oween, along with a spooktacular weekend! 84 days ago
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O - Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. P - Patience is a form of wisdom. It demonstrates that we understand & accept things must unfold in their own time. T - Thoughts are powerful and ultimately become your reality. O - Only when we overcome our obstacles, will we understand why they were there. M - Mindfulness is the key to unlock all that the universe wants to make available to you. I - If you believe it will work out, you'll see opportunities; if not you'll see obstacles. S - Smile at yourself every time you pass, or see a mirror. T - Take charge of your day with confidence and determination from the moment you awake. I - It's not the mountain we conquer - it's ourselves. C - Compassion is not complete if it does not include oneself.
O - Our most significant growth often occurs during times of greatest difficulty. C - Celebrate EVERY victory; no matter how small! It will keep you going. T - True beauty is measured by the number of pearls within you - not those around your neck. O - Open the window of your mind. Allow fresh air, light, and new truths to enter. B - Be fully in the moment to appreciate the many blessings in your daily life. E - Experience tells you what you need to do; confidence allows you to do it. R - Restore your attention by slowing down whatever you are doing.
Thank you for your friendship, encouragement, and support. It is genuinely and greatly appreciated. I hope you have an outstanding October! 112 days ago
Happy Friday! It's the beginning of a long holiday weekend, and one we as Americans love to celebrate - Independence Day. It is sad that this term is now used infrequently. Why not remind others what the celebration is all about? People have forgotten what 4th of July really is about. It's not just another day for cookouts, fun, and fireworks. Our July 4th commemorates what our ancestors fought for, and the freedom(s) that we have, and use everyday. It's not fireworks and parties. That's just what makes it fun. Wish all your friends and family "A Happy Independence Day", and help them remember, too!
I'm hoping I can fire up your enthusiasm for some holiday fun with these hot jokes. I hope you'll get a real bang out of them!
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty!
Did you hear the joke about the Liberty Bell? It cracked me up!
A battery and a firework were arrested. They charged one, and let the other one off.
Which colonists told the most jokes? Punsylvanians!
What's red, white, and blue and likes to wave? The American flag.
This one will crack you up. . . How come there are no knock knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings!
Why did the colonial doctor give America a clean bill of health? It had a good, strong constitution.
What did the little firecracker say to the big firework? Hi Pop!
What would you get if you crossed a patriot with a very classy, curly-haired dog? A Yankee Poodle Dandy.
I hope you didn't find any of these jokes to be flame-outs or real duds! Enjoy your weekend and keep freedom ringing! 203 days ago