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  • v SHARON10002
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    Aahhh . . . yes, we’ve finally arrived at our favorite day of the week - Friday! Today’s jokes and cartoons are in honor of National Clean Out Your Refrigerator Day. Who knew there was actually a day set aside to tackle this maligned task! This ties in perfectly with our Sparking, and of course, cleaning out the ol’ frig is a great way to get ready, and make more room there for the big T-Day in just a couple of weeks!
    Time to get our “Friday Happy” on!

    I bought my daughter a refrigerator for her new kitchen remodel. You should have seen her face light up when she opened it!

    I had a rude awakening this morning. Apparently my freezer stopped working during the night, but it’s all just water under the fridge now.

    My grandfather made his fortune in the appliance business. He’s a fridge magnate.

    While I was walking through the kitchen I heard the faint chorus of the song Stayin’ Alive. It was just the chives talkin’.

    If you’re not supposed to eat at night, why is there a light in the refrigerator?

    Gotta go! My refrigerator’s been running, and I really need to catch it!
    2 hours ago
  • v BARBIE176
    emoticon for sharing my day in the STARLIGHT. I had a emoticon day which was made nicer by all of the spark friends visiting my page. emoticon emoticon
    3 hours ago
  • v SHARON10002
    It's Motivational Monday, and even though this is a week late, the message is still meant to help you through not only this week ,but the rest of the month. I'm wishing you a nurturing , and nourishing November - all for the body, spirit, and soul!

    emoticon N - Nurture yourself to a new and fabulous you!
    emoticon U - Use your mistakes as stepping stones to a new path.
    emoticon R - Replace your fear with gratitude, and your whole world changes.
    emoticon T- The thoughtful heart will find many blessings in almost every hour.
    emoticon U - Unwind in your favorite place each day to reclaim your balance.
    emoticon R - Remind yourself to celebrate your tiniest victories today.
    emoticon I - Invest in “me time” to help keep your determination fresh each day.
    emoticon N- New choices are always a possibility.
    emoticon G - Gratitude brings joy and laughter into your life.


    emoticon N - Nurture and instill the practice of family values every day.
    emoticon O - Our most significant growth happens when we least expect it.
    emoticon V - Victory lies in every choice you make. Be wise.
    emoticon E - Every experience, good or bad, is a lesson for you.
    emoticon M - Make time for something you enjoy doing today!
    emoticon B - Be grateful for what you have.
    emoticon E - Expect abundance at every level to meet your every need.
    emoticon R - Remember you are loved for just being you.
    3 days ago
  • v SHARON10002
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    emoticon Attention! It’s finally Friday, and the beginning of a 3 day weekend to celebrate our veterans on Veterans Day. We don’t want any good jokes MIA (Missing In Action) so fall in and march on in and take a seat. Make yourself at ease, and get ready to have some giggles with a few military jokes illustrating humor in uniform. emoticon


    A major was assigned to his new office on a military base. While he was setting up his office, a private knocked on the door. The major quickly picked up the phone, and motioned for the private to enter.

    On the phone the major said, "Yes sir, General, I think that is an excellent idea. . . . No sir, that's fine, feel free to call me any time. I'm glad I can help sir. . . . Yes sir, I will, and please give my best to your family as well. Thank you sir, and a good day to you too, General!"

    As the major hung up the phone he turned to the private and asked, "What can I do for you, private?"

    Sheepishly, the private mumbled, "Um, sir . . . I'm just here to hook up your phone, sir."

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    Military Puns

    A Hall of Fame recently opened to honor outstanding female soldiers. It was a WAC's Museum.
    (Women’s Air Corps)

    You would think that being a submarine captain would pay well, but I hear they can't keep their heads above water.

    Paratroopers pull all the strings to stay on the job.

    When the sailor failed to report for duty, he really missed the boat.

    What is the favorite game on Navy ships? Seaman Says.

    Dismissed!!! Enjoy your weekend!
    7 days ago
  • v MOOMSHINE
    Thank you for posting on my SparkPage---I really DID enjoy my day!
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    8 days ago
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