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I'm fat. what more can you say?
I've been yo-yo-ing for as long as i can remember.
My gf and i have decided to take a cross country road trip this july and plan on hitting up a lot of national parks and doing a lot of hiking.
but.. uh.... not in this bod-ay. I need to lose a decent amount of weight so i'm not a fat blubbery, rubbery, gumpy, goomp, sweaty@ss mess. Not to mention that i'm tired of my legfat rubbing together.
Yeah- it's as unglamorous as it sounds. But- it's the truth.
Aint no lyin' here.
And before you say anything- i have very high self esteem- my self deprecation is one of my defining characteristics.. so dont worry about ol fatty here. I'm fine. just fat.

Member Since: 2/10/2011

My Goals:
welp. first and foremost- i dont want to be a big mass of blobby blubber anymore. i dont need abs of steel-but the rolls and rolls on layers of slabs of fat HAVE GOT TO GET OFF ME-.. you could probably make tons of soap from it! but get it off of me.
second- i want to fit into clothes- like REAL people clothes. and i dont want to shop in the WOMAN's section. or wear clothes with lables like "X-treme Fashion" or "BIG ANGELS".... just something cute, straight off the rack- in a non-embarrassing, readily available size. 16 would be great. 14 would be AWESOME.

next- i really dont want my leg fat to flap together anymore- i hate summer bc i get all chafe-y and sweaty and dont want to get off the couch bc i'm too embarrassed to cram my body into cooler clothes. so i roll around the house like a beached whale- and miss out on so much.
gf and i are planning on backpacking a lot this summer on our cross country road trip- and i'd rather not be carrying 1000 extra unnecessary

My Program:
well- i'm not doing weight watchers that's for sure. dont get me started on THAT process.

i've done WW, THE ZONE, ATKINS, SOUTH BEACH, and the NO BELLY FAT diets within the past few years- and here i am- fatter than ever. so- it's time for a REAL and MANAGABLE DIET- for real people- with jobs and families that they also have to cook for, and dont want to make something complicated for every meal. and arent eating pork medallions with asparagus on a regular basis. a hotdog? dont mind if i do!

Personal Information:
born and raised in pittsburgh, pennsylvania

Other Information:
i'm fat. will a quote change that? probably not.

how bout- "skip the pie, fatty?" does that work?

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