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    Thanks for visiting. I didn't know you were a nurse! Have you gotten the vaccine yet? If so which one, how many doses and did you have side effects. I am getting so used to wearing no make up and just putting a mask on my face too. Hope you are having a good week and thanks for what you do!
    8 days ago
    ..:::Thank you for reading my blog-- emoticon the story of visiting McDonalds! . emoticon .And survived! Life goes on---lol .. Happy Monday!
    9 days ago
    BEAUTIFUL German Shepherds. I love the breed❤️❤️❤️
    9 days ago
  • v SHARON10002
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    Happy Friday! Love is in the air! They say "love is a many splendored thing", and so I thought it might be a-propose for some Valentine giggles about marriage to get ourselves in the right frame of mind for the weekend ahead. Believe me, this was no half-hearted project for me; I put my whole heart into it! I know you're getting excited, and can heartly wait, so let's get pumpin' . . .

    emoticon After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, 'You know, I was a fool when I married you.”
    The husband replied, 'Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't even notice.”

    emoticon A man inserted an ad in the classifieds: It read: “Wife wanted”.
    The next day he received hundreds of letters.
    They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.”

    emoticon If a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

    emoticon "I married Miss Right. I just didn't realize her first name was Always."

    emoticon A husband said to his wife, "No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine."

    emoticon A woman turns to her husband on their silver wedding anniversary and says, Honey, will you still love me when my hair turns grey?"
    Her husband replies, "Why not? I stuck with you through the other six shades."

    emoticon After finishing our Chinese food, my husband and I cracked open our fortune cookies.
    "You go first", he said.
    Mine read, “Be quiet for a little while.”
    "Now it's your turn", I said.
    His read, “Talk while you have a chance.”

    emoticon My wife just nudged me and said, "You weren't even listening, were you?".
    I thought, That's a strange way to start a conversation. . .

    emoticon An interviewer asked a married couple what their secret was to their long and happy marriage.
    The husband chimed in, "My wife and I always compromise."
    "I admit I'm wrong, and she agrees with me."

    emoticon Shortly before our 25th wedding anniversary, my husband sent 25 long-stemmed yellow roses to me at my office.
    A few days later, I plucked all the petals and dried them. On the night of our anniversary, I spread the petals over the bed and lay on top of them, wearing only a negligee.
    As I’d hoped, I got a reaction from my husband.
    When he saw me, he shouted, “Are those potato chips?”

    I hope some of these made you laugh wholeheartedly! emoticon

    I heartily wish each of you a very Happy Valentine's Day! Enjoy your weekend!
    12 days ago
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    Happy Friday! It's been a ruff week here. Time to sit down with your cuppa coffee, tea, or whatever, and get your Happy On. I hope your week wasn't too ruff with all the snow and storms. I've been working like a dog all week, and I'm hoping that this week’s dog puns will make you howl with laughter! I can honestly say that I've barely scratched the surface, but I think I found a few wieners for you. Kindly hold your appaws until the end please . . . Here we go!

    We named our dog Rolex because he’s a watchdog.
    He just sits there and watches. . .

    What did the Dalmatian say as its owner scratched its neck?
    Ahhhh . . . yeaaah, that's it! That’s the SPOT!

    I named my new dachshund puppy, Oscar.
    After all - he's an Oscar wiener dog.

    What happens when you cross a rooster, a Cocker Spaniel and a Poodle?
    You get a Cockerpoodledoo.

    What’s a dog’s favorite food?
    Any thing that’s on YOUR plate.

    What do you call a frozen dog?
    A pupsicle.

    And here's today’s tip and closing thought for the day:
    Never take your dog to the flea market.

    Enjoy your day, and have a great weekend!
    19 days ago
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