BARBIE176 "It's never too early or too late to work towards being the healthiest you." — Unknown Have a fabulous weekend filled with relaxation and healthy choices. 120 days ago
It's freeky Friday, and the day before Halloween! Welcome to my Pumpkin Patch. Take a load off and come sit for a spell. I've been busy brewing up these little frog kisses of humor for you. I'll be trying to scare up some good ol' fashioned Halloween fun and giggles for you. Some of these might seem a little batty, but make no bones about it - I'm sure one will scare a good laugh out of you. And now, my little pretties, let the spellbinding undertaking begin . . .
Why do skeletons have such low esteem? They have no body to love.
Why don't mummies take a vacation when Halloween is over? They're afraid they'll unwind.
What's it like to be kissed by a vampire? It's a real pain in the neck!
What streets do ghosts like to haunt best? Dead ends.
What's a ghost's least favorite room in a house? The living room.
What food do witches like to eat at the beach? Sandwiches
How do you make a skeleton laugh? You tickle his funny bone.
Why are ghosts such terrible liars? You can see right through them.
What food do Italians like to eat on Halloween? Fettucini afraid-o.
Knock, knock. . . Who's there? Orange. . . Orange who? Orange you glad these Halloween giggles are finally over?!
Tip of the day: 1. Give out apples for Halloween. 2. Wait for teenagers to T.P. your house. 3. Collect T.P. from trees and shrubs. 4. Now you won't have to buy T.P. for the next 6 months!
I hope you had a howlin' good time, and wish you a very Happy Howl-oween, along with a spooktacular weekend! 121 days ago