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  • v BARBIEE52
    emoticon emoticon emoticon SO MANY REASONS emoticon emoticon emoticon

    If every morning, You can find a reason to say,
    “Yes, it’s going to be a beautiful day.”
    And every day, you find a reason to say,
    “Yes, it is a beautiful day.”
    And every night, you find a reason to say,
    “Yes, it was a beautiful day.”
    Then one day, You’ll look back and easily say,
    “Yes...it was a beautiful life.”
    ~ ~ Doe Zantamata ~ ~
    emoticon emoticon emoticon Have a Beautiful Day emoticon emoticon emoticon

    emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon Barb~ emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon
    1501 days ago
  • v BARBIEE52
    ~~ emoticon ~~TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY~~ emoticon ~~

    1. Specify that your "Drive-in" order is "To Go".
    2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "Marijuana."
    3. With a very straight face order a "Diet Water" whenever you go out to eat.

    4. Sing along at the "Opera."
    5. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
    6. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I Won, I Won."
    7. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot,
    yelling "Run for your lives. They're Loose!!"

    8 Suck in some helium from a balloon, walk behind someone and say
    "Follow the yellow brick road."
    9. With a very straight face, tell your children over dinner.
    "Due to the economy, we are going To have to let one of you go."
    And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity
    10. Pick up a box of condoms at the pharmacy,
    go to the counter and ask where the "Fitting Room" is.

    emoticon emoticon Try one of these today and make someone smile emoticon emoticon

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    1504 days ago
  • v KURTZIE1998
    Just stopping by to say emoticon and emoticon , have a great day.
    1504 days ago
  • v BARBIEE52
    emoticon emoticon Say Goodbye to February emoticon emoticon
    emoticon emoticon And say Hello to March! emoticon emoticon

    emoticon emoticon So, let's march right into March emoticon emoticon

    emoticon emoticon Have a Marvelous 1st Day of March! emoticon emoticon
    1510 days ago
  • v BARBIEE52
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    Its amazing how kids learn to use a computer, a smart phone,
    text, and even learn how to drive, yet have no concept of
    how to use a dishwasher, a vacuum cleaner, and a lawn mower.

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    1515 days ago
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