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6/10/13 4:05 A

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I was looking for a passage to read to my Creative Writing group, where some guy becomes convinced he's invisible but his clothes aren't, so he strips naked to rob a car wash (I think, or something like that). I couldn't find it, so had to use one of the many scenes where Stephanie goes to collect a skip who turns out to be naked. There seems to be a lot of nakedness in the books, I guess it's intrinsically funny.

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6/10/13 12:26 A

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I am reading Smitten by Janet Evanovich. I check out audio books from library. I think when Lizabeth fell through stairwell opening landed on big construction workers stomache bounched off. He didnt get hurt or Liz either.

I like most of her books because of the interaction between the characters. They work all the situations out with grace, laughter, dignity, hope. I need to laugh and I USUALLY do. I have big healthy challenge and the books help me alot.



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4/29/13 4:14 P

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Any scene with Grandma Mazur in it.

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4/29/13 9:37 A

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My favorite was when Sally and Lula performed at the funeral parlor. I could just imagine the two of them in their costumes.

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4/11/13 6:33 A

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I clapped my hand over my mouth. "Pull over! I'm going to be sick. I'm going to be sick! "
"You're going to have to be sick in the car. I'm not stopping."
I had lots of junk in my car. Fast food bags and cookie boxes. Ranger had nothing. Ranger's car was pristine. Ranger had nothing to contain the last remnants of meatball that were about to leave my stomach. So I did what any woman would do in an emergency. I threw up in my evening purse, all over Ranger's gun.
"Good catch," Ranger said. And he put his foot to the floor.
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2/25/13 8:24 A

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Oh yeah and it was Ranger's and the garbage truck went up and came down on it and flattened it. When Ranger arrived he just looked at it and said - Babe and left.
That is a real favourite

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2/25/13 7:10 A

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I've remembered the one where, after a whole series of books where she kills off her cars, she gets blown up by a bomb in a garbage truck.

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2/21/13 8:18 P

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I laugh out loud anytime Grandma goes to a funeral and tries everything she can to look in the casket. I like when she shoots a gun off during dinner. She's hilarious.

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2/20/13 1:12 P

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Oh yeah! I remember that, it was great especially when the mom chased him down. emoticon

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2/20/13 11:07 A

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I remember my brother was having surgery and my mom yelling at me for laughing in the waiting room - all these people nervous and waiting for their loved ones to come out of surgery, and I can't stop giggling!
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It's either in 8 or 12, but the one where the guy dresses up as the rabbit because Steph told him that she like rabbits. And then later on she's being chased by the rabbit and is saved when he mother hits the rabbit with her car.
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2/20/13 1:04 A

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My favorite scene;When Steph locks Morelli in the truck with a dead body and drivers to the police station for her bounty slip..

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2/19/13 7:32 A

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I love how she tries to pry open the caskets just to make sure.
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So many. Anything involving Grandma Mazur will set me off. Paricularly the ones in the funeral parlour.

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2/18/13 10:00 A

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We have all had them, you are sitting quietly reading your latest Janet Evanovich book and you suddenly laugh out loud and everyone stops to look at the crazy person laughing as she is reading a book -

One that comes to my mind is when Ranger says he isn't sure about the way Stephanie's grandmother is looking at him. Stephanie tells him that Grandma wants to see him naked. To which Ranger replies - Babe, I wish you hadn't told me that.



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