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1/5/15 2:45 P

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"I got 99 problems but _sending drunk messages_ ain't one of them."

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Maybe she's born with it? Maybe it's _3rd nipple_."

Statement #3
"What's the next Happy Meal toy? __defibulator_"


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6/4/14 10:41 A

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1) I got 99 problems but _justin beiber_ aint one
2) Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's _the alcohol talking_
3) What's the next happy meal toy? _Hello Kitty Ball Gag_

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5/20/14 2:40 P

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"I got 99 problems but _being a freakin' ray of sunshine_ ain't one of them."

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Maybe she's born with it? Maybe it's _photoshop_."

Statement #3
"What's the next Happy Meal toy? _a Jason hockey mask_"

~ Renee ~

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5/7/14 1:05 P

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I may not be there yet but I'm closer than I was yesterday.

I got tired of starting over and working back to where I was, so I have stopped giving up!

Ann


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5/7/14 12:38 P

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"I got 99 problems but freezer space for a body ain't one of them."

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Maybe she's born with it? Maybe it was gained in the divorce."

Statement #3
"What's the next Happy Meal toy? a Rob Ford crack pipe "

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The most handicapped person in the world is a negative thinker; a person who has the skills, abilities, talents and tools, yet chooses not to use them.
~Heather Whitestone

Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in.
~Leonard Cohen


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5/6/14 7:47 P

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"I got 99 problems but how to get his attention ain't one of them."

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Maybe she's born with it? Maybe it's stolen."

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"What's the next Happy Meal toy? anatomically correct action figure Expendables! "


I may not be there yet but I'm closer than I was yesterday.

I got tired of starting over and working back to where I was, so I have stopped giving up!

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5/6/14 9:31 A

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OMG! Too funny!
Keep 'em coming folks!

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5/5/14 7:09 P

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"I got 99 problems but _chub rub_ ain't one of them."

Statement #2
"Maybe she's born with it? Maybe it's _Wonderbra_."

Statement #3
"What's the next Happy Meal toy? _What's a Happy Meal without a Happy Ending!_"

My name's Tina. I lost more than 90 pounds between March 2010 and March 2012 and have been keeping if off ever since. Had a baby at the end of April 2016 and am working to get back to my pre baby form, or at least as close to it as I realistically can!

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5/5/14 1:39 P

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"I got 99 problems but _a wife_________ ain't one of them."

Statement #2
Maybe she's born with it? Maybe it's __silicone ___________."

Statement #3
"What's the next Happy Meal toy? _a personal massager 0.0 _____________________"



I may not be there yet but I'm closer than I was yesterday.

I got tired of starting over and working back to where I was, so I have stopped giving up!

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5/5/14 1:29 P

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"I got 99 problems but _hysteria_ ain't one of them."

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Maybe she's born with it? Maybe it's a catalog special."

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"What's the next Happy Meal toy? _an apple"

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Statement #1
"I got 99 problems but __________ ain't one of them."

Statement #2
Maybe she's born with it? Maybe it's _____________."

Statement #3
"What's the next Happy Meal toy? ______________________"

Go.

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5/5/14 9:45 A

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I posted about a card called Cards Against Humanity, I played it for the first time yesterday and I got to thinking that it'd be cool to play here but modified, of course.

Rules:
I will post three statements with a blank, YOU fill in the blank with anything (copy & paste the statement and add the word for the blank in parenthesis).

After a week I'll pick the best response or we can all just laugh at the replies, hahahaha!

The statements are from the actual game.



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