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2/12/13 11:26 A

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I see said the blind man to his wife as he pi##ed into the wind. It's all coming back to me now.....
LOL!!!

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2/6/13 7:46 P

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It's a dirty job, but someone's got to do it.

When in doubt, take a hike.


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2/6/13 10:38 A

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Sounds like me..... emoticon

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2/5/13 6:06 P

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At work I'm the guy who always has something inappropriate to add to the conversation.

When in doubt, take a hike.


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2/5/13 12:16 P

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@rockstarlicious....LOL!!!



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2/4/13 8:20 P

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Show me a man who won't eat his wife, and I'll show you a neighbor who will. -my dad.

When in doubt, take a hike.


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2/2/13 10:43 A

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Even a blind squirrel finds a nut...

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2/1/13 10:12 A

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My father used to say..
"I see! Said the blind man to his deaf wife as picked up his hammer and saw"


think he got it off some old radio show.
His other favorite was "It's neither the round, nor the square, but the spiral that leads to the top of the stairs."

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1/20/13 11:28 P

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I'd rather hear a fat girl fart,than listen to a pretty boy sing

"Associate yourself with people of good quality,for it is better to be alone than in bad company.

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1/11/13 12:15 P

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balls to the wall....LOL!!!

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1/8/13 12:22 P

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Like white on rice.

...the problem with people these days is
they've forgotten we're really just animals ...
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We did not create the web of life; we are but a strand in it.
~attributed to Chief Seattle

We don't have souls. We ARE souls. We have bodies.
~C.S. Lewis


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1/7/13 10:54 A

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Good Gravy!! Cheese n' Crackers!

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1/6/13 5:22 P

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Love the "Holy cats and little fishes". I have always been partial to my great-aunts saying "Jumped up Jesus on a sidecar" and my sister's " S*** and carry four"

Yes you can!


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1/4/13 8:26 P

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Gas,grass,or a$$,nobody rides for free. Lol.

"Associate yourself with people of good quality,for it is better to be alone than in bad company.

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1/4/13 3:06 P

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"You can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar" very true!

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1/4/13 12:49 P

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My mother's favorite was, "Holy cats and little fishes!" And it took me years to figure out what she meant when she said, "I'll knock you to a peak and knock the peak off."

Life is a hoot...and it just gets "hootier" every day!

"Faith is taking that first step, even when you can't see the staircase." -- Martin Luther King, Jr.


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12/27/12 10:18 P

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If your gonna be stupid you better be tough.

"Associate yourself with people of good quality,for it is better to be alone than in bad company.

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12/27/12 2:30 P

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A bird in the hand is worth two in a bush.....

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12/7/12 2:56 A

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You ain't the dumbest dude in the world but you will do until one comes along!!!

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12/1/12 3:17 P

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If brains were dynamite you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose!

Watch out world! Here I come


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11/24/12 5:44 A

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I had a coach that would say things like, "Well don't just there with your thumb in your arse!" Why would I do that coach? Thinking to my self coach has issues??? smh emoticon

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11/17/12 12:23 P

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Lol. I like that one JENNIFER

"Associate yourself with people of good quality,for it is better to be alone than in bad company.

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11/17/12 9:10 A

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Way, way before OMG, my grandmother used to say "Lord love a duck!"

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11/16/12 2:49 P

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"Well that'll just frost your grandmother's preserves."



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10/30/12 11:17 A

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Does your face hurt you? Because it's killing me!

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10/30/12 8:11 A

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"He's got a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle"....love that one

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10/29/12 10:01 P

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My favorite is,"Butter my butt and call me a biscuit." lol

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10/29/12 8:35 P

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I never understood, colder then a witches tit


"The future ain't what it used to be"
Yogi Berra
Life is full of obstacle illusions.
-- Grant Frazier



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10/29/12 8:06 P

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I enjoy learning new sayings etc It keeps life interesting. If anyone gets offended please let me know and I will never try this again.

"So there I was balls deep in a jar of peanut butter when I realized I was just F&%kin nuts..."

I am in charge, Not food.


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