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Friday Funny!
Friday, December 06, 2019      16 comments

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In ... Read more
Thursday Funny
Thursday, December 05, 2019      22 comments

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Wednesday Funny
Wednesday, December 04, 2019      16 comments

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Tuesday Funny
Tuesday, December 03, 2019      16 comments

Got a Chinese take out last night and as I got in the car I heard the bag rustle, so I looked over and saw a pair of eyes looking out of the top of bag at me , then disappear back inside. I was so scared I nearly pooped on myself , I looked agai... Read more
Monday Funny
Monday, December 02, 2019      17 comments

BOY (age 4): Dad, I've decided to get married. DAD: Wonderful, do you have a girl in mind? BOY: Yes...Grandma! She said she loves me, I love her too, and she's the best cook & story teller in the whole world!! DAD: That's nice, bu... Read more
Sunday Funny
Sunday, December 01, 2019      18 comments

A farmer decided he wanted to go to town and see a movie. As he approached, the ticket agent asked, “Sir, what’s that on your shoulder?” The old farmer said, “That’s my pet rooster Chuck. Wherever I go, Chuck goes.” “I’m sorry, sir,” s... Read more
Saturday Funny
Saturday, November 30, 2019      19 comments

"An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake... He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' ... Read more
Wednesday Funny
Wednesday, November 27, 2019      19 comments

There were three men who were lost in the forest. They were then captured by cannibals. The cannibal king then told the prisoners that they could live if they pass the trial. First step of the trial is to go to the forest with the cann... Read more
Tuesday Funny
Tuesday, November 26, 2019      20 comments

ME: Bathroom is cleaned. WIFE: Thank you. ME: Why do we keep the toilet brush in the shower? WIFE: What? ME: Why is the toilet brush in the shower? WIFE: What the hell are you talking about? ME: The puffy thing with... Read more
Monday Funny
Monday, November 25, 2019      16 comments

A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotch less panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life. She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband. At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs... Enough ti... Read more
Sunday Funny
Sunday, November 24, 2019      19 comments

An elderly gentleman goes for a check-up. After his exam the doctor said to the to the old fella, "You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?" "In fact, I do," said the old man. "After ... Read more
Saturday Funny
Saturday, November 23, 2019      15 comments

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Friday Funny!
Friday, November 22, 2019      24 comments

The guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns. The first guy slept with Bob and comes ... Read more
Thursday Funny
Thursday, November 21, 2019      16 comments

A blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains." The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains. He shows her several patterns, but the blonde s... Read more
Wednesday Funny
Wednesday, November 20, 2019      22 comments

The teacher asked the kids what they wanted to be when they grew up..... Little Johnny: "I want to be a billionaire, go to expensive clubs, find a bitch there, buy her a million dollar apartment in Vegas, buy her a Ferrari, and a beach fron... Read more

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