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You Got to Love Those Seniors
Monday, January 07, 2019      18 comments

A pastor's wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the pastor's family expanded; so would his paycheck. After 6 children, this started ... Read more
Catholic Shampoo
Tuesday, January 01, 2019      13 comments

Two nuns were shopping at a 7-11 store. As they passed by the beer cooler, one nun said to the other, "Wouldn't a nice cold beer or two taste wonderful on a hot summer evening?" The second nun answered, "Indeed it would, sister, but I would... Read more
Heteronyms.....I think you'll like this
Wednesday, December 26, 2018      14 comments

Thought it was about time I posted this. It's long but love it every time I read it. It's a wonder that anyone can learn the English language. I appreciate the time someone took to write this. Hope you enjoy it also. ... Read more
Just a little chuckle!
Wednesday, November 28, 2018      11 comments

His wife's graveside service was just barely finished, when there was a massive clap of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by even more thunder rumbling in the distance. The little, old man looked at the pastor a... Read more
Children in Church
Monday, November 12, 2018      12 comments

These just tickle me!!! "How many women can a man marry?" "Sixteen," the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. "How do you know that?" "Easy," the little boy said. "All you have to do is add it ... Read more
MURDER AT WALMART
Wednesday, June 13, 2018      14 comments

Okay...you have to read to the end then you can groan.... emoticon Tired of constantly being broke and stu... Read more
Irish Birth Control
Wednesday, May 23, 2018      19 comments

Mrs. Donovan was walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaherty. The Father said, 'Top o' the mornin' To ye! Aren't ye Mrs. Donovan and didn't I marry ye and yer' Hoosband couple 'a years ago?' She replied... Read more
Random thoughts as we age!!!!
Thursday, March 08, 2018      18 comments

The biggest lie I tell myself is ..."I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it." Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes and come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller! Last year I join... Read more
TODAY'S CHUCKLE--THE SEX OF A FLY
Friday, February 16, 2018      14 comments

This is the cleanest E-mail jokes I've come across in a long while! How to Tell the Sex of a Fly A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter "What are you do... Read more
Facebook!!!
Wednesday, February 14, 2018      13 comments

This one always cracks me up and, yes, I'm on facebook!!! For those of my generation who do not and cannot comprehend why Facebook exists: I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles. T... Read more
Play on words!!!
Wednesday, January 24, 2018      14 comments

When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate. ... A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. ... When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A. .. The batteries were given out free of charge. ... A dentist and a... Read more
Clever Investment Tips!!!
Thursday, January 18, 2018      12 comments

Hahaha...from my email! Watch for these consolidations later on this year: 1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W R. Grace Co. Will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace... Read more
Children and church!
Wednesday, January 17, 2018      19 comments

Jesus' Dad's Name A Sunday school teacher asked her class, "What was Jesus' mother's name?" One child answered, "Mary." The teacher then asked, "Who knows what Jesus' father's name was?" A little kid said, "Verge." Confused, the te... Read more
Some Funny Ones!!!
Tuesday, January 16, 2018      19 comments

A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER THAT READ: "We will heel you We will save your sole We will even dye for you." Sign over a Gynaecologist’s Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”; In a Podiatrist's offic... Read more
Will Rogers....these never grow old
Saturday, March 04, 2017      17 comments

Will Rogers, who died in a 1935 plane crash in Alaska with bush pilot, Wiley Post, was one of the greatest political/country/cowboy sages ever known. Some of his sayings: 1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. 2. Never... Read more

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