DFROMTX's Blogs
The Guitarist (joke)
Sunday, September 15, 2013 3 comments As a guitarist, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper’s cemetery in the back country. As I was not famili... Read more
Hanging the onions & garden on the patio (with pictures)
Thursday, September 12, 2013 6 comments When it was time to pull the large onions from the garden I hung them one-by-one on string on my porch with a "slip knot" holding each one. I cannot describe how to do this but I am sure you can find the instructions for the knot on the inte... Read more
A Laugh, A Smile, and Be Positive
Monday, August 05, 2013 8 comments BARB: Hi! Wanda. WANDA: Hi! Barb. How'd you die? BARB: I froze to death. WANDA: How horrible! BARB: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about ... Read more
Husband & Wife
Friday, July 26, 2013 8 comments On their wedding night, the young bride Approached her new husband and asked For $20.00 for their first lovemaking Encounter. In his highly aroused state, Her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made L... Read more
3 Days = 15 Days, what??????
Saturday, July 20, 2013 4 comments 15 days ago the carpenter started on our room. We removed EVERYTHING (including my satellite which made me off-line). She said the job would take about 3 days & we are 15 days & still not finished. The floor is finished, so we moved the satel... Read more
I did not forget
Friday, June 28, 2013 6 comments I got all my onions pulled, pulled the weeds from around the tomato plants and have hung the onions with "kite" string on my porch. I did not forget a couple of people who commented on my last post about the onions that I would take pictures & ... Read more
Weather (joke)
Thursday, June 20, 2013 6 comments Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the tuck and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into... Read more
A COWBOY TOMBSTONE
Tuesday, June 18, 2013 11 comments >> A COWBOY TOMBSTONE : >> >> Here are the Five Rules for Men to Follow for a Happy Life that Russell J. Larsen had inscribed on his headstone in Logan , Utah . He died not knowing that he would win the "Coolest Headstone" contest. ... Read more
Airport Check-In
Monday, June 17, 2013 9 comments > >>It happened at a New York Airport . This is hilarious. I wish I had >>the guts of this girl. An award should go to the United >>Airlines gate agent in New York for being smart and funny, while >>making her point, when confronted w... Read more
Gardening is hard work, but the results are nice
Wednesday, June 12, 2013 8 comments I spent 2 1/4 hours today in the garden. It was time to dig the potatoes. They turned out good & I got my exercise for the day....all that bending up & down, carrying the heavy buckets, using the shovel at times. Now my onions will have t... Read more
Papa Joe Aviance Lost 250 Pounds on the '99-Cent Diet'
Wednesday, June 05, 2013 3 comments This is an interesting article. You will probably have to copy & paste the address below. Happy reading & happy Sparking! http://health.yahoo.net/expe rts/yourbestfitness/99-cen t-diet-could-it-work-you... Read more
AMAZING, SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
Wednesday, May 29, 2013 10 comments THESE REALLY WORK!! I checked this out on Snopes and it's for real! AMAZING, SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES: 1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP. 2. AVO... Read more
SUNDAY JOKES
Sunday, May 26, 2013 11 comments DRESS-UP A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, 'Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit.' 'And why not, darling?' 'You know that it always gives you a headache the next m... Read more
WOMEN IN LEATHER DRESSES
Thursday, May 23, 2013 8 comments Did you know this about leather dresses: Did you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man's HEART beats quicker. his THROAT gets dry, he gets WEAK in the knees, and he THINKS irrationally. EVER WONDER WHY? It's ... Read more « First Page 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 Last Page » |
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