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Not A Restart, Just a "Reboot"
Friday, May 17, 2013      8 comments

i "REBOOTED" myself on SP 04/08 & got back to faithfully tracking, etc. I am not yet consistent with my exercise, but am slowly getting there. Since that time I have lost 4 lbs. (Yay!) & am feeling some better about myself. Onward & upward! ... Read more
The Bull & The DEA Agent
Friday, May 10, 2013      10 comments

A DEA Agent stopped at a ranch in Texas and talked to an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher said, "okay, but don't go into that field over there...", as he pointed out the loca... Read more
Tuesday, May 07, 2013      8 comments

WHY GOD MADE MOMS Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions: Why did God make mothers? 1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. 2. Mostly to clean the house. 3. To help us out of there... Read more
Tomorrow's The Big Day
Sunday, May 05, 2013      11 comments

Tomorrow I get back on track. I never officially left SP, but over the last few months I "drifted off the beaten path". It was only little things at first.....making portions too big (but I was still tracking), giving in to arthritic pain & st... Read more
THE GYN APPOINTMENT (hilarious joke)
Friday, March 29, 2013      13 comments

I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week.Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor’s office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to w... Read more
Friday, March 22, 2013      8 comments

♥ .. PUBLIC WARNING!! A True Story Serve as a Warning To the men: warn your loved ones! To the women: remember this! About a month ago there was a woman standing by the Mega Mall entrance passing out flyers to all the w... Read more
Thursday, March 21, 2013      11 comments

Stopped by police @2am An elderly man was stopped by the police around 2 a.m and was asked where he was going at that time of night. The man replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the huma... Read more
Sunday, March 17, 2013      6 comments

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull from the stockyard i... Read more
Who said I was too old to dance?
Monday, March 11, 2013      4 comments

Great way to start a Monday! Exercise takes many forms. http://1funny.com Click on the lady standing at the top of her steps of her house. ... Read more
Friday, March 08, 2013      9 comments

A husband and wife came for counseling after 35 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 35 years they had been married. She went on and on... Read more
Wednesday, March 06, 2013      6 comments

A 6 year old and a 4 year old are raking the yard. The 6 year old asks, "You know what? I think it's about time we started learning to cuss."The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues,"When we go in f... Read more
Tuesday, March 05, 2013      4 comments

I hope that I can get out of bed in the morning after spending 65 minutes gardening! emoticon DD & SIL came... Read more
Wednesday, February 27, 2013      9 comments

There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real scrooge when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket wi... Read more
Billy Graham (joke)
Thursday, January 31, 2013      13 comments

Billy Graham was returning to Charlotte after a speaking engagement and when his plane arrived there was a limousine there to transport him to his home. As he prepared to get into the limo, he stopped and spoke to the driver. 'You kno... Read more
First Impressions
Friday, January 11, 2013      8 comments

A young doctor was just setting up his first office when his secretary told him there was a man to see him. The doctor wanted to make a good first impression by having the man think he was successful and very busy. He told his secretary to show ... Read more

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