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If You Want To
Friday, November 08, 2013      9 comments

My yard guy finally showed up yesterday. Unfortunately, I was asleep when he came over - woke me up, I told him what I needed him to do to the fence, gave him the money, and I went back to sleep about an hour later. Bless his heart, he got the s... Read more
Don't Fence Me In
Thursday, November 07, 2013      7 comments

Well, my yard guy didn't show again today. I went to Home Depot looking for ideas to tack down the fence edges. Ended up at Walmart and bought some 8 inch hard plastic tent pegs. Of course, it was pitch black when I got home, so I can't do anyth... Read more
Mending Wall
Wednesday, November 06, 2013      5 comments

My handyman was supposed to have come by today to help me fix my fence so I can keep the pit bulls on their side of the fence. He was a no-show - scheduled again for Wed. If he doesn't come, I'm thinking a bunch of tent pegs should help. Ro... Read more
Who Let the Dogs Out?
Tuesday, November 05, 2013      7 comments

I have 3 small dogs. The neighbors renting the house to the north of me have 2 pit bulls - mother & son. My dogs don't know they're little - typical small dogs, they run up and down the fence and the pits run on the other side, everyone barking.... Read more
Friends of Irony
Monday, November 04, 2013      11 comments

Funny ironic pictures a friend Emailed me. ... Read more
Yesterday
Sunday, November 03, 2013      10 comments

It's the longest night of the year for nightshift workers when the time changes back from DST. Luckily for me, I'm off tonight. If yesterday had been the long night, we'd have never made it. Ambulance after ambulance, incoming!! Sheesh. Son... Read more
Blonde Jokes
Saturday, November 02, 2013      11 comments

True story: For this Halloween, I dressed as Sue, the coach from Glee. Track suit, sneakers, and blonde hair. I started early (the week before) to blonde up my hair. First, I used the color remover (to get out my "naturally red" color). It came ... Read more
Ding Dong, the Witch is Dead
Friday, November 01, 2013      7 comments

From the Wizard of Oz, 1939, to celebrate the Day of the Dead! Munchkins Ding Dong! The Witch is dead. Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch! Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead. Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed. ... Read more
This is Halloween
Thursday, October 31, 2013      7 comments

From The Nightmare Before Christmas, Tim Burton's movie, 1993 [SHADOW] Boys and girls of every age Wouldn't you like to see something strange? [SIAMESE SHADOW] Come with us and you will see This, our town of Halloween ... Read more
Somebody's Watching Me
Wednesday, October 30, 2013      14 comments

Rockwell, 1984 Who's watching Tell me, who's watching Who's watching me I'm jus... Read more
Witchcraft
Tuesday, October 29, 2013      12 comments

Frank Sinatra (Old Blue Eyes) recorded this one in 1957. Written by Cy Coleman and lyrics by Carolyn Leigh Those fingers in my hair. That sly come hither stare That strips my conscience bare It's witchcraft. ... Read more
Monster Mash
Monday, October 28, 2013      12 comments

Bobby Pickett & The Crypt-Kickers, 1962 I was working in the lab late one night When my eyes beheld an eerie sight For my monster from his slab began to rise And suddenly to my surprise ... Read more
Thriller
Sunday, October 27, 2013      8 comments

Admit it, you've been waiting for this one, haven't you? Michael Jackson, 1982 It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark Under the moonlight you see a sight that almost stops your heart You try to scream but t... Read more
Sympathy for the Devil
Saturday, October 26, 2013      9 comments

The Rolling Stones, 1968 Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste I've been around for a long, long year Stole many a man's soul and faith ... Read more
Judy in Disguise
Friday, October 25, 2013      10 comments

I took the pups to the vet the other day - the boys needed their annual exams and shots, Shalako was along for the ride. On the way back home (we'd walked the 2 miles up), I called the groomers for the fluffies. Samurai and Shalako were getting ... Read more

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