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Church silly
Sunday, February 12, 2012      8 comments

A priestdecided to do something a little different. He said 'Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach. Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn that come... Read more
tooth haha
Sunday, November 27, 2011      5 comments

Pastors New Teeth A Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth. The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only eight minutes. The second Sunday, he talks for only ten minutes. The following Sund... Read more
funny "veggie" tale
Monday, November 21, 2011      6 comments

Well, Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they called 'Yam'. Of course, they wanted the best for Yam. When it was time, they told her about the fa... Read more
Doggie haha
Thursday, September 15, 2011      8 comments

A guy is driving around the back woods of PA and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale 'He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes int... Read more
Baseball mystery
Thursday, September 01, 2011      7 comments

Solve the mystery!!! 3 Ladies from Pennsylvania A detective story So Pay Close Attention!!! .... Three ladies are excited about seeing their first baseball game... .... They smuggle a bottle of ... Read more
I am blessed.
Friday, August 26, 2011      11 comments

I'm feeling blessed today. It's beautiful, perfect weather, both kids are in a great mood (that alone is bliss),and it's my birthday. We already hung the banners, strewn the steamers, and blew up the balloons. My mom offered to take the afterno... Read more
$1000 an inch
Tuesday, August 23, 2011      10 comments

A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, “Ah, I see you’ve regained consciousness. Now you probably won’t remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway. You’re going to be OK, yo... Read more
Financial Planning
Thursday, August 04, 2011      6 comments

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share his... Read more
requesting input on VW Routan van
Friday, July 29, 2011      2 comments

OK Fellow Sparksters, I need some help. I'm looking at the VW Routan van. Anyone have any input on it. I've read reviews, but value what you all have to say. My 2 kids are still in carseats, and I need room for the large kennel for taking the do... Read more
The ant and the contact lense: inspiration
Wednesday, July 20, 2011      8 comments

THE ANT AND THE CONTACT LENS: A TRUE STORY The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us Brenda was almost halfway to the top of the tremendous granite cliff. She was standing on a ledge where she was taking a breather ... Read more
Household healing tips
Wednesday, July 20, 2011      4 comments

Who knew? Did you know that drinking two glasses of Gatorade can relieve headache pain almost immediately-without the unpleasant side effects caused by traditional pain relievers? Did you know that Colgate Toothpaste makes an excell... Read more
Redneck turtle burgers
Tuesday, July 12, 2011      6 comments

Red-Neck Turtle Burgers Here's a new twist on how to serve burgers and if you don't cook, give this handy little guide to someone that does and request them. ... Read more
Ready to snap.
Tuesday, June 14, 2011      7 comments

HORMONES, KIDS, HUBBY's work schedule, Fletch going bongo during storms, yardsale left-overs, scales not budging, missed curves or zumba, denied my caramel frappes, combine c... Read more
How to be a man's dreamgal
Saturday, June 11, 2011      4 comments

I FIND THIS FUNNY... (Mugs sez: U can tell a man wrote this baby) Men Teaching Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMI... Read more

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