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A carpenter was giving evidence about an accident.

Wednesday, December 02, 2020

A carpenter was giving evidence about an accident he had witnessed. The lawyer for the defendant was trying to discredit him and asked him how far away he was from the scene.

The carpenter replied: “Twenty-seven metres, six and a half centimetres.”

“What? How come you are so sure of that distance?” asked the lawyer.

“Well, I knew sooner or later some idiot would ask me, so I measured it!”
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