Little Susie had a stomach ache
Tuesday, September 22, 2020
Little Susie complained to her mother that she had a terrible stomach ache.
“That’s because your stomach is empty,” the mother replied. “You would feel better if you had something in it.”
That afternoon, Susie’s father came home complaining that he had a severe headache all day.
Susie perked up and said: “That’s because it’s empty. You’d feel better if you had something in it.”