Scintillating at Sixty - Laser like focus
Saturday, January 11, 2020
3 Months to go.
How did that happen? I only started this countdown 3 seconds since. In fact, just 3 minutes or so ago I was celebrating my 33rd birthday with the arrival of my best ever birthday present.
Come to think of it, just nano seconds before that, I was looking forward to my 21st. I'm damn sure some bugger has been messing about with the time continuum momentum whatsit thingamajig. I'm on the case. When I catch the little fecker, there'll be trouble. With a capital T. Meanwhile, until I restore the time continuum momentum whatsit thingamajig and return to my correct age of 27 I'd best focus on being Scintillating at Sixty.
Which to be honest I haven't been what with one thing and another. 13 weeks to go so I'm switching my focus laser like and have just spent nearly a third of my £50 weekly budget on this. Although I bought if from eBay as I'm boycotting Amazon due to a] the way they treat their staff and b] their reluctance to pay their tax bill. B@stards.
No idea how I'm doing weight wise atm as I don't have any scales here. Plus pretty much only have leggings so can't judge by clothes. I guess I'd better go through the bags of stuff The Worker Friend[?] brought back from Elaine's garage. Sure there must be some jeans or such like in there which will give me a clue. I'll add it to my 'to do' list. In between sorting out the time continuum momentum whatsit thingamajig. I may have overcompensated - back to the drawing board.................