Basic babe goals!
Sunday, January 05, 2020
There's a lot of important reasons to begin this journey to reach a healthy weight. An increased lifespan, a fufilling and active lifestyle, reduction of my rheumatoid arthritis symptoms...but there are even more personal, ridiculous goals to consider.
I'm losing weight because...
It'll be easier to find my new size on clearance
I love a budget airline but the seats are uncomfortable
There's a lot of Halloween costumes I can't yet do justice
Fat women in athleisure look sloppy, skinny women look cute and casual
New Jersey has a nude beach and I have no tan
It'll be easier to shave my legs and paint my toes
In a year from now, when I'm on Spirit airlines in clearance Athletica leggings, full body tan and a fresh DIY pedicure, it'll be worth missing my Sunday gluten-free donut. Probably.