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joke and progress of 2017 and goals for 2018

Saturday, January 06, 2018

Blog about your progress in 2017 and your goals for 2018.
goal for 2017
1. weigh 145 -no where near it
2. walk every morning the weather cooperate -I done this
3. get more strength training in -still working on this
4 eat more healthier -still working on this
5 tried to cut down on my meds - haven;t happen yet
6 I got a goal it might be silly but I want to hear my wii say I am at normal weight, - didn't happen yet
My big progress in 2017 was with exercise I have exercise at least 10 min a day for 212 days. Also I am more motivated thn I was in the beginning of the year,.
goals for 2018.
1. weigh in the 150
2. do my exercise streak until at least I make it to a year
3. strength exercises at least twice a week
4 eat more healthier
5. tried to cut down on my meds
6. I got a goal it might be silly but I want to hear my wii say I am at normal weight


Husband takes the wife to a disco. There's a guy on the dance floor giving it large break dancing, moonwalking, back flips, the works. The wife turns to her husband and says: See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down. Husband says: Looks like he's still celebrating

A Woman's Prayer:

I pray for:
Wisdom, To understand a man.
Love, To forgive him and;
Patience, For his moods.
Because if I pray for Strength
I'll just beat him to death.

Man in Gym
An old guy (not in the best of shape) was working out in the gym when he spotted a sweet young thing. He asked the trainer, "What machine in here should I use to impress that sweet thing over there?"
The trainer looked him up and down and said, "I would try the ATM in the lobby

Last Rites
A man lay dying and he began to yell out, "I need a priest, I need a priest!"
Another man came along and asked what was wrong.
The dying man said, "I need a priest to give me last rites, I'm dying," the man said.
"There are no priests around here, but maybe I can help." I'm not a religious person myself, but I have lived next to the Catholic Church my whole life and I hear their ritual all the time. I think that I can say it for you."
The dying man said, "Thank You."
So the helpful man leaned close to the dying man and in a soft voice repeated the ritual as he has heard it so many times:
"B-6, N-33, G-52, I-24, ... Bingo
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