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Sunday, December 31, 2017

This is our assignment for the Aspire and Inspire sparkteam: How did you spend your Christmas holiday? Tell about your day. Did it turn out the way you expected?
I spend my Christmas holiday next door at my sis Jeanne house. All my
5 brother and 1 sis came with allot of there children and my great niece
and nephews. Before the extend family came we open Christmas present. I got a new warm jacket from mom and money. Jeanne gave me a pair of pants and a very cute Rudolph the red nose reindeer. I also got many
books . I ate pretty sensible and made sure I did my exercise,. After a dinner of ham and turkey we open more present. But this year I enjoy giving gifts to my great niece and nephews. more than I enjoy getting them. After everyone left me and mom finish watching It a Wonderful life with Jimmy
Stewart. Did it turn out the way you expected? no it turn out better.

A young woman got lost driving in a New England snowstorm. A snowplow passed, so she started following it. After 30 minutes, the plow stopped, and the driver asked what she was doing. "My father always told me that if I got lost in a snowstorm, I should follow a plow," the woman said. "Oh," the driver replied. "Well, I'm almost done with this parking lot. If you want, you can follow me over to the next one

The Indians asked their Chief in autumn if the winter was going to be cold or not. Not really knowing an answer, the chief replies that the winter was going to be cold and that the members of the village were to collect wood to be prepared.
Being a good leader, he then went to the next phone booth and called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is this winter to be cold?"
The man on the phone responded, "This winter is going to be quite cold indeed."
So the Chief went back to speed up his people to collect even more wood to be prepared. A week later he called the National Weather Service again, "Is it going to be a very cold winter?"
"Yes", the man replied, "it's going to be a very cold winter."
So the Chief goes back to his people and orders them to go and find every scrap of wood they can find. Two weeks later he calls the National Weather Service again: "Are you absolutely sure that the
winter is going to be very cold?"
"Absolutely," the man replies, "the Indians are collecting wood like crazy!"

Okay in honor many Canadian friends here is a Canadian winter joke

It's winter in Canada
And the gentle breezes blow
Seventy miles an hour
At thirty-five below.

Oh, how I love Canada
When the snow's up to your butt
You take a breath of winter
And your nose gets frozen shut.

Yes, the weather here is wonderful
So I guess I'll hang around
I could never leave Canada
Cuz I'm frozen to the ground!

Have a great day...
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    emoticon a lovely Christmas and good jokes. Awesome emoticon
    787 days ago
    It sounds like you had a really nice Christmas! I think it's wonderful that it turned out even better than expected!! It's wonderful that so many of your family members were able to be there!

    Those were really cute jokes! emoticon
    787 days ago
    What a wonderful Christmas! I love how you said it was even better than expected! That joke about the snowplow really made me chuckle! emoticon
    787 days ago
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    Ours was loud !!!!! 20 plus people ranging from 6 months to the 70's...great company, food & gifts...hope you have a great 2018 !!!
    787 days ago
    Sounds like a great Christmas. Love your jokes.

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    787 days ago
    I'm glad you had such a good Christmas! That's great that so much of your family was there. emoticon emoticon
    787 days ago
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