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Ode to My Freezer

Tuesday, June 14, 2016

Oh dear freezer, You think you are so smart. Sitting there quietly churning Out ice cubes and making cold Water. You don't fool me. Not for a minute. I know what you have. An entire shelf of colorful Popsicles left over from my surgery Recovery and chemotherapy. They were All I could keep down. You can't make me eat another one. And there is the frozen kale for that green slime someone made for me. Nothing doing. You can't make me. You can entice me with flash frozen Strawberries from the farmer's market Or the bag of peas I always keep, but You can forget seeing ice cream this summer. And those three boxes of Girl Scout cookies I bought two years ago? I'll save them to remind me I don't need Them. The Jimmy Dean Breakfast Bowls? OK. Ice packs? Good to stay. Chicken stock you can keep, but I will tear the frozen candy bars from your cold clutches and get rid of them. That's all you've got for me? Well then, you aren't nearly as bad as Your sidekick, the refrigerator. If you're good, and help me out, you might get ice cream. About August.
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