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week 5 and jokes

Sunday, February 07, 2016

Time for my weekly blog
thing i did good this week
a got 50 min. of walking in today
b was active on my spark team all week even when I was tired from work
c got in exercise all week even on days when I needed to change my exercise to something beside walking outside
d work went a little better
thing I need to work on
1 getting back on the treadmill
2 eat a little healthier
3 need to exercise more some day have only been 15 min. of exercise
jokes
Jokes

Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash.

Waiters and waitresses are becoming nicer and much more caring. I used to pay my check, they'd say, "Thank you." That graduated into "Have a nice day." That's now escalated into "You take care of yourself, now." The other day I paid my check and the waiter said, "Don't put off that mammogram."

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside.

You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

Thou shall not kill. Thou shall not commit adultery. Don't eat pork. I'm sorry, what was that last one?? Don't eat pork. God has spoken. Is that the word of God or is that pigs trying to outsmart everybody?
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