Tuesday, January 21, 2014
A police officer in a small town stopped a motoring who was speeding down Main Street.
"But officer! " the man began "I can explain."
"Just be quiet, snapped the officer.
I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back."
"But, officer, I just wanted to say...."
"And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!" A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."
"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."