Why Pittsburgh People Will Become Extinct
Monday, April 08, 2013
Short blog today. And after yesterday's cerebral exercise, a lightweight one, so to speak.
Like all true provincial Baltimoreans, I hate Pittsburgh. Two World Series' losses in the '70s, countless AFC North football showdowns since that usually (until this year) left us as bridesmaids. They are smug and cocky. Now I have nothing against the City. It's the sports fans.
So now it seems that Pittsburgh sports fans will soon be extinct! Why? Well, for one thing, at their new baseball stadium, they sell this coronary-inducing concoction:
Apparently, this is made with beef, pork, egg and cheese on a bun, with the bun made of a halved, deep-fried donut with sprinkles. So how would that work in the daily Sparky nutrition tracker?
Here is the hyperlink:
Now that you have seen the Sparky light, how do you react when you see people buying and eating this type of thing? Do you shake your head and see your former self? I kinda do...
PS - If you expected a serious blog after yesterday's, you fail to realize that I am a perpetual 12-year old. Yeah, you know it now.