Saturdays Joke

Some Good News

*The parachute company says you'll get a full refund.

*They say the house didn't float very far at all.

*The "National Enquirer" just loved those pictures of you at work.

*Jerry Springer wants to surprise you on his show.

*The reward for your capture has reached fifty thousand dollars.

*The insurance pays the full book value ($312) for your 1956 T Bird.

*The thieves left the push lawn mower and hedge trimmers.

*Those Grand Juries always over-react. Don't worry about it.

*The boss said while you're sick, he'd do all your work personally.