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GIFTS FOR THE TEACHER

Tuesday, January 11, 2011



On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.
The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.
The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.
Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit.. She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she guessed. "No," the boy replied. She tasted another drop and asked, " Champagne ?. "No," said the little boy.............."It's a puppy!"




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  • PONYFARMER
    Funny! Never heard it before and I am a teacher.
    3704 days ago
  • CHRYS13
    You got me! emoticon emoticon emoticon
    3704 days ago
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