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Tuesday, October 26, 2010

I have an ink problem. I need to carry pens at work and they always exploding on me. I don’t know if it because of my body heat or what but I get ink all over me all the time. Well I have ink blowing up all over my radio the other day. What lead me to jump on amazons to buy a new radio. Well While I was on Amazon I check the price for gold gym cardio and brought it. I got a new copy of gold gym cardio for the wii under 15:00 dollars my lucky day.
Thought of the day
Don't take anything personally.
- don Miguel Ruiz

Don't make assumptions.
- don Miguel Ruiz

Don't assume you know what someone wants. If you care about them, ask.

Don't assume you know why someone says or does what they do. If you care about them, ask. If you don't know them, just give them the benefit of the doubt.
The Helpful Wife
Joke: of the day
A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:
Man: What's the problem officer?
Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.
Man: No sir, I was going 65.
Wife: Oh Harry. You were going 80.
(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)
Cop: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.
Man: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!
Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks.
(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)
Cop: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.
Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.
Wife: Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt.
Man: Shut your mouth, woman!
Cop: Ma'am, does your husband always talk to you this way?
Wife: No, only when he's drunk.

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