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  • v 1CRAZYDOG
    LOVE the profile picture. Adorable.
    22 hours ago
  • v LINDAMARIEZ1
    wishing you a lovely weekend! THINK SPARK!

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    linda
    1 day ago
  • v BARBIEE52
    emoticon 10 Reasons we know why Santa Claus is a man emoticon
    1...No dress sense emoticon
    2...Never replies to your letters emoticon
    3...The chances of getting what you want are nil. emoticon
    4...Beer belly emoticon
    5...Will only commit to one day a year emoticon
    6...Obsessed with stockings emoticon
    7...He never stops to ask for directions emoticon emoticon
    8...Too lazy to shave emoticon
    9...He always wears the same clothes emoticon
    10...Only will do a job where people leave food or booze out for him..
    And he doesn't wash the plate afterwards.
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    emoticon Do you know a Santa like this?? emoticon
    ~~Enjoy your Day~You might run into "Santa"~
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    1 day ago
  • v 1CRAZYDOG
    ♥ -:¦:-*♥~.•*´¨ )♥~*-:¦:-*♥~.•*´¨ )♥~*-: -*♥-*
    Play! Don’t take yourself or the world so seriously. Create reasons to laugh. Gail Lynne Goodwin
    ♥ -:¦:-*♥~.•*´¨ )♥~*-:¦:-*♥~.•*´¨ )♥~*-: -*♥-*

    1 day ago
  • v SHARON10002
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    Thank Goodness it’s Friday, and time to get our weekend jollies on! Since the Holiday Season is in full swing, and everyone is as busy as Santa’s elves trying to finish their shopping, I thought we’d inject some holiday humor - oh deer. . . here come the holiday puns, and jokes.

    Here are a few reindeer jokes that will sleigh you . . .

    How much does it cost Santa to park his reindeer and sleigh?
    Nothing. . . It’s on the house.

    How much does it cost every Christmas Eve to fly Santa’s sleigh?
    Oh, about 8 bucks; Nine if the weather’s bad.

    Who laughed and called Rudolph names?
    Olive - the other reindeer.

    Which of The reindeer needs to mind their manners?
    Rude-olph.

    Where do the reindeer like to stop for a snack?
    Deery Queen

    Deer you have it! After all is sleighed and done, I’m out of reindeer jokes.
    I hope you have a fun Friday, and a wonderful weekend! I hope it doesn’t rain dear.
    1 day ago
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