It’s snow joke. . . Friday’s here, and we’re ready for the weekend. Since so many of us got snow this week, I thought that today should be full of jokes that are truly “snow laughing matter.” So, let’s get our endorphins a-goin’ and a-flowin’ with our morning coffee – or your favorite beverage of choice. So get your snow boots on and get ready to roll!
Why don’t mountains get cold? They wear snow caps.
Many people think “icy” is the easiest word to spell. Now that I think about it, I see why.
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed.
What did the snow plow driver say when he was asked about his job? There’s no business like snow business!
When I told my wife I was too tired to shovel the driveway, and throw some ice melt on the front porch – all I got were icy stares.
I had to run to my car in the sleet, and I got pelted with the freezing rain. I want you to know it hurt like hail!