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  • v BARBIEE52
    emoticon emoticon emoticon ""A Few days Before Christmas"" emoticon emoticon emoticon

    Our days till Christmas are down to just a few...
    And, so some funnies I'm sending to you
    will make you smile, and bring you lots of Joy!

    emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon """Mirror Image""" emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon
    On Christmas Eve, Nathan thought it would be nice to buy his wife a little gift for the next day. Always short of money, he thought long and hard about what that present might be.
    Unable to decide, Nathan entered Macy's and in the cosmetics section he asked the girl,
    'How about some perfume?' She showed him a bottle costing $150.
    'Too expensive,' muttered Nathan. The young lady returned with a smaller bottle for $100.
    'Oh dear,' Nathan replied. , "It's still far too much." Growing rather annoyed at Nathan's meanness, the sales girl brought out a tiny $20 bottle and offered it to him.
    Nathan became really agitated, 'What I mean', he whined,
    'is I'd like to see something really cheap."
    So... the sales girl handed him a mirror.

    emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon """Christmas Spirit""" emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon
    It was just before Christmas and the Judge was in a happy mood. He asked the prisoner who was in the dock, 'What are you charged with?'
    The prisoner replied, 'Doing my Christmas shopping too early.'
    'That's no crime', said the Judge. 'Just how early were you doing this shopping?'
    'Before the shop opened', answered the prisoner.

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    When I was a child I believed in Santa Claus, and when I got older,
    I didn't believe in Santa Claus. When I became a parent, I was Santa Claus.
    Now I have grandchildren, I look like Santa Claus.

    emoticon When you stop believing in Santa Claus---you get Underwear!!
    emoticon How do you know Santa has to be a man?
    No woman would wear the same outfit year after year.

    emoticon Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? It's the birth of Santa Claus.
    emoticon If honesty is the best policy, why do we tell kids about Santa Claus?

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    72 days ago
  • v BARBIEE52
    emoticon emoticon Recipe for Christmas All Year Long emoticon emoticon

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    Take a heap of child-like wonder that opens up our eyes
    To the unexpected gifts in life...each day a sweet surprise.
    Mix in fond appreciation, for the people whom we know;
    Like festive Christmas candles...each one has a special glow.
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    Add some giggles and some laughter, and a dash of Christmas food,
    Amazing how a piece of pie can change our attitude
    Stir it all with human kindness and wrap it up in love and peace,
    Decorate with optimism, and our joy will never cease.
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    If we use this healthy recipe,We know we will remember
    To be in the Christmas spirit, even when it's not December.
    ~Joanna Fuchs~
    emoticon emoticon Stay in the Christmas Spirit all year long emoticon emoticon
    74 days ago
  • v OKBACK2MEAGAIN

    emoticon “May you all have a beautiful holiday—wherever you are, whoever you are, however you spend it, and whatever emotions arise within you on this day. Blessings to the beasts and children within us all." emoticon
    ~ Elizabeth Gilbert emoticon

    However you celebrate the season, I wish you health and happiness in 2021 emoticon
    74 days ago
  • v BARBIEE52
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    Everything in life is temporary.
    So if things are going good, enjoy it because it won’t last forever.
    And if things are going bad, don’t worry...
    it can’t last forever either.

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    emoticon emoticon emoticon Have a Fabulous Friday emoticon emoticon emoticon
    82 days ago
  • v SVELTEWARRIOR
    Just Show Up........ love it!
    187 days ago
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