SHARON10002 M - Make optimism your way of thought. Make enthusiasm your way of life. Make gratitude the key to happiness. A - As we begin each new day it is solely up to us to choose our attitude that will set the tone for our perceptions throughout our day. R - Remember all of your efforts today were the best that you could do in that moment. C - Choice is our greatest gift in every moment. H - Honor your Spark Friends for all of the encouragement and support they provide.
M - Make positive thinking your daily focus. O - Our attitude toward life determines life's attitude toward us. T - Take a deep breath and connect with your authentic and powerful self. I - I choose what I become through my thoughts. V - Venture forward with full confidence in your abilities. A - Ability is what you can do. Attitude determines how well you do it. T - The more you feed your mind with positive thoughts, the more great things you will attract into your life. I - If you want to fly, you have to give up what weighs you down. O - One choice at a time throughout your day is a tiny, but powerful step. N - Never confuse a single defeat with a final defeat.
Make today your BEST day, and let's make this our BEST MONTH! 47 days ago
Happy Friday! Time for a little bit of fun and laughter to get you primed for the weekend ahead. Well, in case you don't follow the "National days calendar", today is National Read a Fairy Tale day.
So here are a few frankly fractured fairy tales that I hope will give you a giggle . . .
What's the difference between a Northern Fairy Tale, and a Southern Fairy Tale? The Northern Fairy Tale begins "Once upon a time', and the Southern Fairy Tale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this!"
Did you read the fractured fairy tale about the girl who lives in the woods and steals from the rich and gives it all to her Granny? It's titled - Little Red Robin Hood.
Do all fairy tales begin with "Once Upon A Time"? No every two years they come out with a whole series that begin with "If elected, I promise . . ."
I heard about a fractured fairy tale about three creatures who live in trees are scared of the Big Bad Wolf. It's called “The Three Little Figs”.
What did Cinderella say when the photographer lost her photographs ? "Someday my prints will come!"
Rapunzel is a very long drawn out hairy fairy tale.
Most women have read the fractured fairy tale titled, "You Have to Kiss A Lot of Frogs To Find A Prince".
The prince summoned up all his courage after he slayed the evil dragon. He rode like the wind back to the castle, jumped off his high horse, and proposed to the princess. She refused, and he lived happily ever after.
And last but not least . . . There is a very funny little known fairy tale about Snow White's half brother - Egg White.
I hope you have a Happily Ever After Weekend!
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Happy Friday! Love is in the air! They say "love is a many splendored thing", and so I thought it might be a-propose for some Valentine giggles about marriage to get ourselves in the right frame of mind for the weekend ahead. Believe me, this was no half-hearted project for me; I put my whole heart into it! I know you're getting excited, and can heartly wait, so let's get pumpin' . . .
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, 'You know, I was a fool when I married you.” The husband replied, 'Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't even notice.”
A man inserted an ad in the classifieds: It read: “Wife wanted”. The next day he received hundreds of letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.”
If a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
"I married Miss Right. I just didn't realize her first name was Always."
A husband said to his wife, "No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine."
A woman turns to her husband on their silver wedding anniversary and says, Honey, will you still love me when my hair turns grey?" Her husband replies, "Why not? I stuck with you through the other six shades."
After finishing our Chinese food, my husband and I cracked open our fortune cookies. "You go first", he said. Mine read, “Be quiet for a little while.” "Now it's your turn", I said. His read, “Talk while you have a chance.”
My wife just nudged me and said, "You weren't even listening, were you?". I thought, That's a strange way to start a conversation. . .
An interviewer asked a married couple what their secret was to their long and happy marriage. The husband chimed in, "My wife and I always compromise." "I admit I'm wrong, and she agrees with me."
Shortly before our 25th wedding anniversary, my husband sent 25 long-stemmed yellow roses to me at my office. A few days later, I plucked all the petals and dried them. On the night of our anniversary, I spread the petals over the bed and lay on top of them, wearing only a negligee. As I’d hoped, I got a reaction from my husband. When he saw me, he shouted, “Are those potato chips?”
I hope some of these made you laugh wholeheartedly!
I heartily wish each of you a very Happy Valentine's Day! Enjoy your weekend! 66 days ago