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  • v SHARON10002
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    Welcome to Friday once again! I got a call today to remind me that have a dental appointment next week, and of course, that got me quite down in the mouth. . . So to cheer myself up, I decided to brighten my outlook and smile with some dental jokes. After all good dental hygiene is no laughing matter. I hope these don't leave you with a bad impression, feeling numb, or in need of some laughing gas.

    What do you call a dentist that doesn't like tea?
    Denis

    What is the most popular time for a dental appointment?
    At tooth hurty

    What the dental term for X-rays?
    Tooth pics

    What did the dentist say to his patient, the golf pro?
    You got a hole in one!

    What's the definition of a toothache?
    A pain in the mouth that sometimes drives people to extraction.

    What's the best way to get a job in the dentist's office?
    By word of mouth.

    What do you call a lecture from the dentist?
    His floss-ophy.

    Here are a couple more that should make you smile. . .

    My dentist was voted the #1 dentist in our county. All he got was a little plaque.

    A buddist monk went to the dentist, and he needed a cavity filled.
    He refused any novacaine or pain killers when they were offered.
    He decided to transcend dental medication.

    I guess these jokes must be getting a little long in the tooth, so I'll stop for now.
    But before I go, please tell me the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth . . .
    Did you REALLY like these jokes?
    Thanks for your support and encouragement this week, or just for dropping by to say Hi!
    Have a great day and a wonderful weekend!!!
    18 hours ago
  • v SHARON10002
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    Happy Friday!

    A Neutron walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"
    The bartender says, "For you? No charge".

    Why can't you trust atoms?
    Because they make up everything!

    Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
    Because they have all the solutions.

    I enjoy telling chemistry jokes, but only periodically.

    Where do light bulbs like to go shopping?
    At the outlet stores.

    Thanks for stopping by to say Hi, leave a goodie, or leave a note! I love them all, and thank you for your encouragement and support.

    Enjoy your weekend.
    7 days ago
  • v SHARON10002
    Apple Jokes

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    It's Friday once again! I decidered to a-peel to your sense of humor with some jokes about a favorite fruit. Can you guess which one?
    I hope you will find one or two that strike a cored with you. I promise that none of them are too seedy. . .

    Why did the apple cry?
    It's peelings were hurt.

    What do you get if you cross an evergreen and an apple?
    A pineapple.

    What do you call a grouchy apple?
    A crabapple.

    If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do?
    Keeps everyone away.

    What is square and red?
    An apple in disguise.

    What kind of pie do you get if you cross an apple pie with a shellfish?
    A crab apple pie.

    Why did the apple go to the doctor?
    It wasn't peeling well.

    Thanks for stopping pie to visit with your comments and notes.
    I hope you have an apple-soutely wonderful weekend!
    14 days ago
  • v SHARON10002
    It's Friday, and time to check out some of the best, little known, unpublished books. It is a write of passage every Friday to share a few giggles for the weekend. So, I am going to barge write in. Check these out!

    emoticon Assorted Numbers Games - Cal Q. Laiter
    emoticon Emergency Preparedness - Justin Case
    emoticon Deep In Debt - Owen A. Lott
    emoticon A Crack in the Sidewalk - I. B. Trippin
    emoticon Guide to Computer Memory - Meg A. Byte
    emoticon Gotta Run - C. U. Leiter

    What did one romance book say to the other book?
    I just want to make sure we're on the same page.

    My parents bought me a budget dictionary for school.
    I couldn't find the words to thank them.

    Have a wonderful weekend!
    21 days ago
  • v SHARON10002
    O - Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement.
    P - Patience is a form of wisdom. It demonstrates that we understand & accept things must unfold in their own time.
    T - Thoughts are powerful and ultimately become your reality.
    O - Only when we overcome our obstacles, will we understand why they were there.
    M - Mindfulness is the key to unlock all that the universe wants to make available to you.
    I - If you believe it will work out, you'll see opportunities; if not you'll see obstacles.
    S - Smile at yourself every time you pass, or see a mirror.
    T - Take charge of your day with confidence and determination from the moment you awake.
    I - It's not the mountain we conquer - it's ourselves.
    C - Compassion is not complete if it does not include oneself.


    O - Our most significant growth often occurs during times of greatest difficulty.
    C - Celebrate EVERY victory; no matter how small! It will keep you going.
    T - True beauty is measured by the number of pearls within you - not those around your neck.
    O - Open the window of your mind. Allow fresh air, light, and new truths to enter.
    B - Be fully in the moment to appreciate the many blessings in your daily life.
    E - Experience tells you what you need to do; confidence allows you to do it.
    R - Restore your attention by slowing down whatever you are doing.

    Thank you for your friendship, encouragement, and support. It is genuinely and greatly appreciated. emoticon I hope you have an outstanding October!
    22 days ago
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