There's a big difference between bad jokes and dad jokes. It's the first letter.
Classic Dadisms:
Measure once, cut twice. Measure twice, cut once.
Don't make me stop this car!
If all your friends decided to jump off a bridge would you do it too?
Shut the door! I know you weren't born in a barn!
Righty tighty; lefty loosey.
Your mother is right even when she's wrong.
Go ask your mother.
Do you think I'm made of money?
You're going to like it, wheteher you like it or not.
Don't speed!
Don't forget to change the oil.
And finally . . .
Dear Dad,
$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.
Love, Your $on
Here's the father's reply to the above:
Dear Son,
I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.
Dad
What was your dad's favorite "ism"? Please share it with the rest of us in the comments section.
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Harriett, thank you so much for reading my blog about our adopted dogs. I really appreciate your kind comment. I'm glad you were blessed with your beloved Penny and that you have many good memories of her. I really think our pets live in our hearts forever. I have wonderful memories even of the ones from my childhood long ago.
I hope you are doing well and haven't been too badly affected by these strange times we're living through. Take care and stay well. 309 days ago