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  • v SHARON10002
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    Happy Friday! Time for a little bit of fun and laughter to get you primed for the weekend ahead. Well, in case you don't follow the "National days calendar", today is National Read a Fairy Tale day.

    So here are a few frankly fractured fairy tales that I hope will give you a giggle . . .


    emoticon What's the difference between a Northern Fairy Tale, and a Southern Fairy Tale?
    The Northern Fairy Tale begins "Once upon a time', and the Southern Fairy Tale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this!"

    emoticon Did you read the fractured fairy tale about the girl who lives in the woods and steals from the rich and gives it all to her Granny?
    It's titled - Little Red Robin Hood.

    emoticon Do all fairy tales begin with "Once Upon A Time"?
    No every two years they come out with a whole series that begin with "If elected, I promise . . ."

    emoticon I heard about a fractured fairy tale about three creatures who live in trees are scared of the Big Bad Wolf.
    It's called “The Three Little Figs”.

    emoticon What did Cinderella say when the photographer lost her photographs ?
    "Someday my prints will come!"

    emoticon Rapunzel is a very long drawn out hairy fairy tale.

    emoticon Most women have read the fractured fairy tale titled, "You Have to Kiss A Lot of Frogs To Find A Prince".

    emoticon The prince summoned up all his courage after he slayed the evil dragon.
    He rode like the wind back to the castle, jumped off his high horse, and proposed to the princess. She refused, and he lived happily ever after.

    And last but not least . . .
    emoticon There is a very funny little known fairy tale about Snow White's half brother - Egg White.

    I hope you have a Happily Ever After Weekend! emoticon

    Thanks so much for dropping in to visit my page and say HI, leaving your note, or goodie.
    I want you to know how much they brighten my day. emoticon
    6 hours ago
  • v BROOKLYN_BORN
    Thank you for reading my “Squirrel DOMS” blog.
    I am almost back to normal and gradually increasing my exercise.
    The Olympic squirrel is back too.
    I think our wildlife friends have worked out a compromise.
    The squirrels have their location, the bigger birds have 2 other feeders to choose from and the little birdies have their safe sanctuary.
    A bird feeder on the roof? Now that's a unique solution.
    We had a family of bear come down from the mountain a few years ago and everyone took in their feeders. but they were more interested in the fish from our lake.
    1 day ago
  • v SHARON10002
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    “Happiness is something that comes into our lives through doors we don’t even remember leaving open.” ~ Rose Lane

    May the bluebird of happiness find its way through your open door today, and every day this week.

    Thanks for dropping by to say Hi! Have a good week!
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    3 days ago
  • v BARBIE176
    emoticon “You must take personal responsibility. You cannot change the circumstances, the seasons, or the wind, but you can change yourself. That is something you have charge of.” — Jim Rohn emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon
    3 days ago
  • v BARBIE176
    emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon “Let us be grateful to the people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.” – Marcel Proust emoticon emoticon emoticon Have a fabulous new week. emoticon emoticon
    4 days ago
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